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Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine - March 13, 2013

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Nervous Pope Candidate Changes Wine Into Jesus Christ's Urine 03.12.13

VATICAN CITY—While undergoing the selection process at the ongoing papal conclave, anxious pope candidate Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi accidentally transformed the sacramental wine into Jesus Christ’s urine, the embarrassed church official confi...

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