The Onion Daily Dispatch - October 09, 2012

Tue Oct 09, 2012 www.theonion.com

Romney Proudly Explains How He's Turned Campaign Around 10.08.12 BOSTON—For weeks many Beltway insiders had written off the Romney campaign as dead, saying the candidate had dug himself into too deep a hole with too little time to recover. News in Brief » Jerry Sandusky Hoping Judge Takes It Easy On Him With Sentencing American Voices » 105 Meningitis Cases Tied To Tainted Drugs “If only the drug companies weren’t so oppressively regulated, they might be able to afford anti-contamination technologies.” point/counterpoint » The Anemic Economic Recovery Is Due To The Failed Policies Of My Opponent vs. C'mon Man, The Debate's In A Couple Hours, We Can Do This Then by Barack Obama, Incumbent Candidate For President Of The United States Point/Counterpoint Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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