The Onion Daily Dispatch - September 11, 2012

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BREAKING: FBI Receives Credible Information About Terrorist Attack On Sept. 11, 2001 09.11.12 WASHINGTON—Speaking at an impromptu press conference early this morning, FBI officials revealed the discovery of new information regarding a possible terrorist attack within the United States on Sept. News in Brief » Blissful Ignorance Commemorated On Annual 9/10 Anniversary American Voices » Chicago Teachers Go On Strike “But where will the kids go to shoot one another?” opinion » Good Evening, It's An Honor To Be Used As A Political Prop By My Husband's Campaign by Michelle Obama, First Lady Of The United States By Michelle Obama Radio News » Unicycling Bear's Agent Has Long List Of Demands

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