The Onion Daily Dispatch - July 31, 2012

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Pictures Of Smiling Group Of People Taken Where John Lennon Was Murdered 07.31.12 NEW YORK—A smiling group of tourists, some giving the thumbs-up sign or making "bunny ears" behind one another's heads, posed to have their pictures taken Tuesday outside the Dakota apartments, on the very spot where John Lennon's blood sp... News in Brief » Wendy's Wants Consumers To Know It's Fine With Gays, Disapproves Of Interracial Marriage American Voices » Iran Urges Population To Have More Babies “Government has no right to pressure individuals to have children. That’s strictly the role of the individuals’ parents, extended family, friends, neighbors, and coworkers.” opinion » Holy Shit, I Just Realized People Want To Kill My Dad by Sasha Obama By Sasha Obama Radio News » Pressure Of Sustaining Most Of The World Taking Its Toll On Rice

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