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Brow Beat This Picture Is Worth Twenty Words: Romney Apron Edition By Heather Murphy Posted Saturday, Jun 23, 2012, at 01:47 PM ET Welcome back to Slate's caption contest. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section. Last Week's Contest Winner:  sarahdurham Man commits suicide in bowl of milk after police reveal him to be a 'cereal killer.' Runner Up: Baron Wrangle Extreme case of lactose intolerance propels man 80 feet into the air. Runner Up 2: elbru The only time when whole, non-homogenized, non-pasteurized milk is demonstrably better for one's health. Don't try this with skim. Actual Caption: WADEBRIDGE, ENGLAND - JUNE 08:  In this handout image provided by James Ram, Professor Splash, Darren Taylor, attempts a world record of diving from 30ft into 12inches of Cornish milk at the Royal Cornwall Show on June 8, 2012 near Wadebridge, England. The American stuntman visited the showground on the second day of the three day agricultural show.  (James Ram/Getty Images) To continue reading, click here. Join the Fray: our reader discussion forum What did you think of this article? POST A MESSAGE | READ MESSAGES Also In Slate Dickerson: How The New Yorker's Atul Gawande Caused the Debacle at UVA Angry Knitters at War With Olympic Committee Can Women Have It All? Dahlia Lithwick, Farhad Manjoo, and Other Slate Staffers Debate.	Advertisement
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