Onion Video Dispatch - February 17, 2012

Fri Feb 17, 2012 www.theonion.com

Obama Urges Citizens To Hide Evidence Of Our Formerly Prosperous Lives From Nation's Young Children 02.17.12 Movie fans demand to see new Heath Ledger performance in 'Dark Knight Rises,' a truly authentic Mexican restaurant is shut down immediately, and another dead body is tossed on a heap somewhere. WATCH NOW » Featured Videos Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball WATCH NOW » Joad Cressbeckler: Immigrants Who Survive Arizona Desert Deserve Citizenship WATCH NOW » If you do not want to receive anymore emails from us, please click the following link unsubscribe. To unsubscribe via postal mail please send your request to: 536 Broadway New York NY, 10012 Please include the email address at which you have been contacted. All of our emails are sent from the domain http://www.theonion.com.

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