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How Bahrain Spends Millions To Spin The Press

April 9th, 2012Top Story

How Bahrain Spends Millions To Spin The Press

By Matt Hardigree

How Bahrain Spends Millions To Spin The PressThe man in the image above is a "saboteur" — not a pro-democracy protester.

And those fiery armored vehicles bearing down on him are "enlightened peace keepers" being trained to become a "highly modern and sensitive public security force" — not part of the brutal Bahraini security forces who killed at least 13 people in an uprising last year and a 14th protestor less than two weeks ago.

That is, at least if you're to believe emails sent to me by a former leading political editor from the United Kingdom whose job it is now to front for the Kingdom of Bahrain in their pursuit of better press from western outlets.

It was part of an orchestrated campaign by Bahrain's ruling elite who want the return of the Formula One race later this month that was cancelled last year when the country was one of many states involved in what the west has dubbed the "Arab Spring."

The race is back on — as of now — thanks to this effort to convince the press that all is well in the tiny Arab kingdom.

Perfect conditions for a race if you don't mind the occasional tear gas or dead protestor. Excuse me, "saboteur."

Bahrain And The "Arab Spring"

Bahrain is an Island kingdom in the Persian Gulf of about 300 square miles with a population of only 1.23 million. It's nominally a constitutional monarchy, although all real power lies within the hands of the royal family, led by King Hamad bin isa Al Khalifa. The unelected prime minster — the longest serving prime minister in the world — is the King's uncle.

As with many of the countries in the region, there are religious differences. The ruling elite are Sunni. The majority of the country is Shiite. Despite previous attempts at weak political reform the Shiite majority is mainly poor with little political power.

Pro-Democracy groups representing the marginalized portions of the population called for a day of action and took to the streets on February14th, 2011 in the midst of the "Arab Spring." First a few thousand individuals appeared and then, eventually, hundreds of thousands. Nearly a quarter of the population may have protested at one point or another. They gathered around the Pearl Monument in Pearl Square in the capital city of Manama — a 300-foot sculpture that became a symbol of the protests. Their version of Egypt's Tahrir Square.

Click to view On March 16th security forces started disassembling protest camps using force and two days later the government tore down the Pearl Monument with help of tanks and troops from fellow Sunni-led countries Saudi Arabia and the U.A.E. On state television they called it an effort to improve traffic flow, which is such a obvious lie it would be funny if it weren't so terrible.

In total, there were at least 13 civilians known killed in February and March by security forces, according to the report of the Bahrain Independent Commission of Inquiry (BICI), which was formed in response to the events (you can read it here in PDF form). Of the 13 civilian deaths in that period, five were allegedly tortured to death. There are 19 other deaths likely attributable to security forces. Thousands of Bahrainis were arrested, injured, fired, tortured, or some mix of all of those.

Protestors, though poorly armed, also did kill security forces. A total of three police officers and one defense forces officer were killed in February and March by demonstrators. The protests were largely crushed and the United States and other Western governments mostly stood by as the strategic importance — the U.S. Navy Fifth Fleet is based in Bahrain and it is strategically located relative to Iran — outweighed a desire for political reform.

To quote Kelly McEvers from her rich and insightful story on negotiations between the U.S. State Department, protestors, and the relatively moderate Crown Prince for The Washington Monthly:

As tensions between the U.S. and Iran heat up over that country's nuclear program and threats to close a waterway that controls the Persian Gulf, U.S. officials say Bahrain is a good friend in a tough neighborhood-a friend the U.S. simply can not afford to lose.

Despite the crackdown, protests and violence still simmered. In an effort to appease the international community and domestic protestors, the King agreed to the formation of the BICI to investigate the events surrounding the uprising and recommend steps the government could take to relieve tensions.

How Bahrain Spends Millions To Spin The PressThe result of the commission is a 500+ page report that details the many human rights violations that occurred during the period and outlines steps the government can take to improve the country's political situation, including the relaxation of government censorship, the transfer of cases of cases from military to civilian courts, the release of medical personnel detained for helping treat protestors, the reinstatement of university students and civil employees, civil oversight of elections, greater freedom of expression, and many other moves towards basics rights in an equitable society.

The degree to which the government has actually accomplished these reforms is a point of debate between political groups, international observers, and the government itself. The government says it's accomplished many of the reforms.

But Sunnah Ahktar, a spokesperson for the London-based Bahrain Freedom Movement, disagrees. In an email to Jalopnik in January she described the reforms as incomplete.

Since the recent findings released in the Bahrain Independent Commission of Inquiry Report, very little effort has been made on behalf of the Bahraini government or the international community to carry out the recommendations suggested by Professor M. Cherif Bassiouni and his team. The Commission has made recommendations with regard to the use of force, arrest, treatment of persons in custody, detention and prosecution in connection with the freedom of expression, assembly and association. However since the release of the report none of the above recommendations or any others for that matter have been implemented and there has been a sharp increase in unrest amongst the people of Bahrain.

The unrest Ahktar mentions then continues to today. Nabeel Rajab, the informal leader of the revolution (there is no single opposition group nor a single leader and the many of the country's youth, while active in demonstrations, don't appear to align completely with Rajab's Al Wefaq), was beaten up in January and allegedly arrested on March 31st.

A 22-year-old protestor was shot two weeks ago, despite claims by security forces that they're limiting their response to non-violent forms of intervention.

The Bahrain Spin Machine

All of this stands in contrast to the relatively cheery assessment from David Cracknell, the former Political Editor of The Sunday Times and current PR consultant for the Government of Bahrain. His company, Big Tent Communications, is one of many hired either directly or through other companies by the Bahraini government to "correct inaccurate reporting" on the situation. Other media consultants hired by Bahraini include former Howard Dean campaign manager Joe Trippi and Washington, D.C. PR firm Sanitas International.

In a story in The Sunday Times (Subscription Required) that ran this weekend, The Times' Hugh Tomlinson says the paper has learned the country has spent "millions of pounds in an attempt to launder its international reputation" since the uprising. From the report:

Shia-led protests demanding democratic reforms from the Sunni ruling family began on February 14 last year. Since then Bahrain has signed new deals with at least ten public relations companies, almost all based in London or Washington. Chief among them is Qorvis, the Washington company hired by Saudi Arabia to salvage that kingdom's reputation abroad after the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Bahrain recruited Qorvis at a rate of $40,000 (£25,000) a month plus expenses. Matt Lauer, a former US State Department official who fronts the Bahrain contract, kept up a steady stream of releases on PR Newswire underlining the kingdom's long-standing friendship with the US.

Cracknell's first email to me came on January 11th, completely unsolicited and "on background" in a chummy tone of one journalist talking to another — despite being a consultant paid for by the government. Here's what he had to say:

His assessment of the situation was that Bahrain is overwhelmingly peaceful, that scuffles are on par with the rioting in London, and wants journalists to more thoroughly question reports that opposition leaders like Nabeel Rajab are fabricating the tales of abuse that end up in the Western press. Here's part of the email below, though you can few the full one (as well as another email quoted) in the gallery included in this piece.

Email From David Cracknell — January 2012
I wanted to reassure you that the grand prix in April will go ahead as planned and there is not nearly as much trouble in the country and the opposition PR machine would have the world believe. Yes, there are few nightly scuffles/attempts by a few vandals to cause trouble with the police, (just as rioters did in London last summer) but if you came to Bahrain yourself you would see that 99 per cent of the time it is safe and peaceful

The e-mails sent to me — and other motoring journalists — are filled with statements attempting to delegitimize reports of torture and protests that attempt to paint Bahrain as safe. At the same time, Cracknell highlights what he describes as attacks on police. Reading his emails it's as if there are two Bahrains that exist simultaneously; one filled with violent, evil anti-government protestors who rage against the police and another that's mostly peaceful.

Contrast the above statement to this one just two weeks later:

Email From David Cracknell — January 2012

An official at the Ministry of Interior (MOI) confirmed that Public Security forces faced extensive violent attacks across the Kingdom yesterday (24 January). By 10:00 PM there were reports of at least 41 significant injuries among police, with two of them requiring critical care at the Bahrain Defense Force (BDF) Hospital, including one with severe burns.

Police were met by masked and armed men and women, as well as children in some cases. The worst clashes were centered in Duraz, Sanabis, Dair and Al-Ekr, with attackers hurling metal rods, rocks, bottles and petrol bombs directly at the riot police. The nature of the attacks reflected a serious escalation in the violent tactics of groups and individuals supporting the political opposition.

The opposition we spoke with disagreed with his assessments, as does Amnesty International's representative for the region. Said Boumedouha, an Amnesty Researcher who has worked in Bahrain, says the situation is far from stable as the government portrays it.

"The way the police and the anti-riot police are dealing within protestors still hasn't really changed much," Boumedouha told Jalopnik earlier this year. "They're still using tear gas… inside of homes, which is not allowed under international law. We continue to receive reports of torture and ill-treatment, especially during protests."

Boumedouha believes that, while some steps have been taken towards fulfilling the recommendations of the BICI, the government is spending more effort hiring PR professionals like Cracknell than enacting meaningful reform. He also thinks the government wants the race as a way of demonstrating to the world that Bahrain isn't like Egypt or Libya, where Western influence and direct intervention helped end the ruling regimes.

"I think obviously the government desperately wants the race to go ahead," says Boeumedouha. "Last year it tried very very hard to organize it again later in the year and they know the protests have effected the economy very badly."

The Race

Bahrain's PR push for the race is obvious in its actions over the past four months, including inviting former drivers — like Damon Hill — to endorse the Grand Prix. Or a piece quoting Michael Schumacher in in The Telegraph trying to quell fears.

There's also a story on ESPN including officials trying to equate the violence in Bahrain to Las Vegas — and even a puff piece in BusinessWeek about how the race will create 3,000 jobs.

All this PR may actually work. Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone says he "has no doubts" about a race in Bahrain and blames the media for making up stories about violence in the country.

"The good thing about Bahrain is it seems more democratic there than most places," Ecclestone told the BBC. "People are allowed to speak when they want, they can protest if they want to."

Not really. There's actually a law on the books that requires any assembly of more than six people for the purposes of protesting to have prior approval form the government, according to Amnesty International.

Amnesty, for their part, haven't explicitly called for a cancellation of the race but have said that NGOs and governments should use attention brought by the race to continue to push for meaningful reforms.

In a column for The Guardian with John Lubbock, Rajab says the race shouldn't go on, writing "It is simply shocking that Britain and the US continue to support such a repressive regime and that Formula One is even considering holding the Bahrain race at the current time."

How Bahrain Spends Millions To Spin The PressThere's no easy way to gauge general public reaction, but youth groups protesting the race were met with tear gas earlier this week.

Public pressure has mounted in the last week, with F1 former champ Damon Hill — formerly cheering the Kingdom in a government press release — now stating that "the pain, anger and tension in Bahrain" needs to be considered before continuing with the race.

A Change Of Heart?

After weeks of communicating on this story with Cracknell, he approached me on Sunday to tell me that he was no longer going to work for the Bahraini government as soon as the race was over and sent me the following statement:

"I worked for the Government of Bahrain because I believe in the progressive agenda of the King and Crown Prince.

Bringing in human rights experts to do a thorough independent investigation – and that independence has never been seriously questioned – was a brave and unique initiative. They have tried to implement all 26 recommendations and that is laudable. Other countries in the region don't even allow democratic protest; this Government does.

I was never asked simply to spin the Government out of trouble. I was employed to give them constructive advice on presenting their reform agenda to the widest possible audience. As a senior journalist who has worked for several respected titles, I was invited by Bahrain to give them a hard-edged international perspective on its reputation. I always say that good PR comes from doing the right thing; and by and large they took that advice.

I just hope, as in Northern Ireland, people in Bahrain can come together and put their differences aside.

I worked for a Government that believes in democracy; not theocracy. I hope the former prevails."

Cracknell is but one small cog in a machine whose job it is to turn the critical press towards a perspective the government finds more palpable. His decision not to renew this account probably won't change much. With all the money Bahrain is spending, there are others doing the same job. Someone else likely will replace him.

Photo Credit: Hasan Jamali/AP, John Moore/Getty Images

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An Overwhelming Glossary of Mommy Message Board Lingo

April 9th, 2012Top Story

An Overwhelming Glossary of Mommy Message Board Lingo

By Tracie Egan Morrissey

An Overwhelming Glossary of Mommy Message Board Lingo"I'm an FTM with DS and I'm actually NAK right now. My DH and I are NTNP, but my HPT gave me a BFN and I was wondering if this has to do with EBF." Huh? This is how people communicate on pregnancy, parenting and TTC (trying to conceive) message boards. While internet conversations are typically riddled with acronyms, shorthand and emoticons, mommy message boards have a language all their own that's not exclusive to any one forum or site, but rather is universally understood by online breeders. With these communities multiplying faster than Gremlins in the rain, the phenomenon can't be ignored. But can it be understood? We do our best to crack the code.

There's basically a message board community to cater to every type of parent out there: Christian parents; diabetic parents; working at home parents. The Bump is to pregnancy what The Knot is to weddings. What to Expect message boards are a catchall for women familiar with the popular books (What to Expect When You're Expecting and What to Expect the First Year) who don't know where else to go. Scary Mommy is good for the irreverent and YouBeMom is a great resource for mothers who want to be completely honest about anything — be it pediatricians, Real Housewives, strollers, or sex toys — without getting the virtual side-eye from judgmental types in more mainstream forums. The many different TTC (trying to conceive) boards across the internet are no doubt comforting for its participants with fertility issues. But there are also geographically-based Yahoo Groups (like the oft-discussed Park Slope Parents) for mothers and fathers looking to connect with others in their respective neighborhoods. And while PSP gets a lot of flack for its flame wars, eye-roll inducing preciousness and "over-parenting," for the most part, these mommy message boards are used by people looking to feel a little less confused and a little less alone. Sure, there are the people who enter into these forums strictly to brag about their children or their own parenting prowess — but they're also obviously fulfilling a need that's not being met in their real lives, however annoying that might be for others.

I was never a participant of message boards while childless and this didn't change with the birth of my daughter. But I do tend to lurk every now and then. It's a good way to gauge how well your baby is doing hitting his or her developmental milestones. And these forums can provide tips and answers to the kinds of questions that aren't really important enough to ask the pediatrician, and that you'd rather hear from real parents and not books. Do all babies like the tags on their toys better than the actual toy? How do you deal with unsolicited advice from a mother-in-law? What kind of spoon is best to introduce solids? While never adding to a conversation, I've found some of the forums really helpful, particularly the stroller discussions on UrbanBaby, which helped me shop for the right fit for my lifestyle, which includes traveling on the subway and living in a fourth-floor walk up.

But Christ if they aren't difficult to understand. As someone whose job it is to be on the internet, I thought that I was pretty proficient in shorthand. That is, until I visited these mommy message boards. First of all, some acronyms that are already well-established in other venues mean a completely different thing in parenting forums, like FTM. It doesn't mean Female to Male transsexual, but rather, First Time Mom. It's confusing terms like this that make understanding postings through simple reading comprehension kind of impossible. So here, we present an alphabetized glossary, to assist you in wading through the murky waters of mommy message boards.

AC - Assisted conception
AI - Artificial insemination
AIH - Artificial insemination with husband's sperm
AIO - All-in-one; this means you don't need a separate cover over the diaper, as in a disposable diaper
AP - Attachment parenting; a child rearing philosophy
ART - Assisted reproductive technology
BBT - Basal body temperature
BC - Birth control
BD - Baby dancing (sex for conception)
BF - Breastfeeding
BFN - Big fat negative (as in a pregnancy test)
BW - Blood week (period)
CC - Controlled crying; a method of sleep training for infants
CD - Cloth diaper
CIO - Cry it out; a method of sleep training for infants
CM - Cervical mucus
CVSs - Chorionic villus sampling; a form of prenatal diagnosis to determine chromosomal or genetic disorders
DA - Dairy allergy
DD - Dear daughter
DF - Dear fiance
DH - Dear husband
DI - Donor insemination
DPO - Days past ovulation
DS - Dear son
DSD - Dear step daughter
DSS - Dear step son
DTD - Do the deed (sex)
DXP - Dear ex partner, for people who are still on good terms with their exes
EBF - Exclusively breastfeeding
EBM - Expressed breast milk
EDD - Estimated date of delivery (due date)
EN - Extended nursing
EP - Ectopic pregnancy
ER - Egg retrival
ET - Embryo transfer
FF - Formula feeding
FS - Food stamps
FTM - First time mom
GD - Gestational diabetes
GF - Gluten-free
HPT - Home pregnancy test
IUI - Intrauterine insemination
IVF - In vitro fertilization
LAM - Lactational amennorhea method; referring to natural infertility while breastfeeding
LO - Little one
LP - Luteal phase
MC - Miscarriage
MIL - Mother-in-law
MS - Morning sickness
NAK - Nursing at keyboard
NFP - Natural family planning; or the rhythm method
NIP - Nursing in public
NTNP - Not trying/not preventing
O - Ovulation
OH - Other half
OPK - Ovulation predictor test kit
OWT - Old wives tale
PG - Pregnant
POAS - Pee on a stick
POF - Premature ovarian failure
SAHM - Stay at home mom
SB - Still birth
SW - Starting weight
TTC - Trying to conceive
US - Ultrasound
VBAC - Vaginal birth after cesarean
WAHM - Work at home mom
WOHM - Work out of home mom
WM - Working mom

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Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?

April 9th, 2012Top Story

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?

By Charlie Jane Anders

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?The opening scene of last night's Game of Thrones sets the tone. Arya Stark is in the woods, peeing by a stream. Nervously, lest she betray her big secret. The camera creeps up right behind her, like the viewpoint of someone spying on her. Until at last, the voyeuristic lens gets right up to Arya, and she turns to look at it. And we realize who's spying on Arya: It's us, the viewers. It's a clever use of horror movie tropes to underscore a crucial truth: it's never easy to tell who's spying on whom, in Westeros.

Last night's episode was full of scenes where the watcher becomes the watched. Proving, yet again, that everybody thinks they're the hero of their own story, but George R.R. Martin's world doesn't necessarily agree.

Spoilers ahead...

One of Jean-Paul Sartre's most famous bits of writing (after "Hell is other people") is the parable of the Look, from Being and Nothingness. It's pretty simple, when you boil it down: There's a guy in a hallway, who's looking through a keyhole into someone's room, watching whatever's going on there. Until the guy in the hallway realizes that someone else, in turn, is watching him. (And he's got some 'splaining to do.) The subject becomes an object, and the guy who thought of himself as just an omniscient consciousness observing other people's tawdry dealings realizes that he, too, has a physical presence that can be observed. He sees himself, because he is seen.

Last night, Game of Thrones actually gave us a sexed-up rendition of this very scene. At the Best Little Whorehouse in King's Landing, a couple is having sex and the woman is faking arousal, just as Ros taught last week. And we pull back to realize a man is watching them screw through a peephole, while a woman fellates him. He gets an extra thrill from being a voyeur.... but then the camera pulls back again, and Littlefinger is watching him, in turn.

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?But then Littlefinger is pulled away from his spying by a disgruntled client, who barely even touched poor Ros before she started weeping. Ros is still upset over the little matter of watching Janos Slynt murder a baby right in front of her, and Littlefinger is deeply sympathetic, telling her to take the night off... and then return tomorrow, chipper and full of that can-do spirit that he so prizes. Because the last time one of his sex workers was weepy, he sold her off to a rich man who violated her in ways most men wouldn't even think of. That woman was still sad, but Littlefinger's losses? Totally mitigated. Ros agrees that she will have a night off, and then buck up.

A man has a thirst

Meanwhile, even though nobody was watching Arya pee, that doesn't mean she's not being watched.

She's caught the eye of Jaqen H'ghar, one of the three murderers locked in a cage, who already knows her name. Jaqen asks "Arry" for water, referring to himself in the third person as "a man" — but then the other two murderers ruin everything by threatening to sodomize Arya with a tree branch. Soon after, some gold cloaks arrive from King's Landing with a warrant from Good King Joffrey. Arya thinks they're there searching for her — but they're actually looking for Gendry, the former blacksmith and bastard son of King Robert Baratheon.

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?And Yoren, who's guiding Arya, Gendry and the other rejects up to the Wall to join the Night's Watch, proves once and for all that he's an ultimate badass, by showing that a tiny knife can be more powerful than a big sword — if you know where and how to use it. The gold cloaks go away, but they'll be back. Later on, Arya confides in Gendry who she really is, and he freaks out that he's been peeing in front of her and talking about cocks. (This is after Gendry explains to Lommy and Hot Pie that you don't have to be a knight to have armor, in one of the funniest scenes ever committed to video. Also great: "You shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you." "Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone.")

Theon's homecoming

So anyway, back to people who think they're watching, when they're actually being watched. Poor, poor Theon Greyjoy. He surveys the towers of Pyke, his father's stronghold, from the boat that's bringing him home for the first time in nine years, and thinks how small it all looks. He's expecting a hero's welcome, as he tells the boat captain's daughter in between screwing her brains out and treating her like total crap. For he is the only living son of Lord Balon Greyjoy, sent to live with House Stark as a hostage/ward after Greyjoy's rebellion failed. Instead, nobody greets him at the pier, and Theon is left looking around the docks in disgust at how squalid it all is.

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?Luckily, a woman shows up and offers him a ride to the castle, and he gets to check her out thoroughly while he rides on her horse. He's so busy looking her over and deciding she might be worthy to share his lordly bedchamber, it never even occurs to him that she might be looking him over as well. Until they reach the castle, and he finds out she's his sister Yara (and I will never get used to her not being named Asha). While Theon's been gone, she's become the commander of her late brother's ship. "She's commanded men. She's killed men. She knows who she is," says Lord Balon under his big stone kraken carving.

Theon wants his father to join forces with King Robb Stark against the Lannisters and Good King Joffrey — but Balon says that nobody will give him a crown. He'll take his crown by force, and it's not the Lannisters he'll be fighting. Theon looks crestfallen, and not just because he was groping his sister's boobs on horseback. He thought he was going to look down on his family and his people, and instead they're looking down on him.

Tyrion knows how this game is played

This episode has two notable instances of someone being sneaked up on. First and foremost, there's Janos Slynt, the horrible baby-killing Commander of the City Watch, who is staring down Tyrion Lannister without realizing there's someone standing right behind him.

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?Janos Slynt thinks he's having a friendly dinner with Tyrion at first, until Tyrion brings up the unpleasant business of all that regrettable baby-slaughter. And also the fact that Slynt betrayed Tyrion's predecessor as Hand of the King, Ned Stark. Slynt says Tyrion is questioning his honor, but Tyrion says not at all: He is denying its existence. Slynt thinks he can win a staring contest with Tyrion, given his height advantage and his bluster about friends at Court — until he turns around to see Bronn the Awesome surveying him, with obvious amusement.

Janos gets carted off to the Wall, to fight zombies as part of the Night's Watch. (A threat that Tyrion professes to be quite concerned about, in a meeting of the Small Council.) And then Tyrion asks Bronn, the new City Watch commander, if he would kill a baby without question. Nope, says Bronn. "I'd ask how much."

But Tyrion is not immune to being spied on — because Lord Varys the Spider sees everything. Tyrion comes home at one point in the episode, to find Varys and Tyrion's own private concubine, Shae, whooping it up together. Shae is pretending she met Tyrion when she was a cook, and he raised her up. "You should taste her fish pie," Tyrion advises Varys, who seems unappetized. And then Varys does the dark-insinuation thing that's so popular in King's Landing, and Tyrion takes umbrage at being threatened. If Varys tries to blackmail or threaten the Imp, he'll be thrown into the sea. Tyrion might be disappointed in the result, says Varys, because no matter what, "I keep on paddling."

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?Meanwhile, Tyrion tries to convince his sister Queen Cersei that she's being watched by "the people" — and they're turning against her. I think this is the first time anybody has mentioned "the people" as something to be concerned about, rather than this lord or that lord. Cersei responds to concerns about the people the exact same way she does to reports of zombies in the North — it's just crazy talk. But the people are the ultimate unseen watchers, and when winter finally does show up and they're starving, they will plot Cersei's overthrow, now that she's a baby-killer. Cersei doesn't repent the baby-killing, even though Tyrion guesses it wasn't her doing. She says: "This is what ruling is: lying on a bed of weeds, ripping them out one by one, before they strangle you in your sleep." Which is a bit of a mixed metaphor, but never mind. Tyrion says he thinks there's more to ruling than that, and this turns into Cersei bringing up Tyrion's first and best witticism: their mother's death giving birth to him. The look of heartbreak on Tyrion's face is terrible to behold.

Daenerys and Davos

We only get one scene of Daenerys and her small group of followers in the Red Waste this week, and it's a bleak, bleak one. Last week, she sent three riders on her last remaining horses to go search for cities or water. And this week a horse returns — with no rider, but the head of Rakharo, her most dependable follower. His corpse has been defiled and his braid cut off, probably by Khal Pono. (Please, no jokes about being pwned by Pono.) The Khals don't like the idea of a woman leading a khalasar, says Jorah Mormont. "They will like it far less when I am done with them," says Daenerys. And she promises to build Rakharo a funeral pyre, so he can still ride with his ancestors. (Or at least, his head can. Futurama-style, maybe?)

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?We pull back to an ultra-wide shot of Daenerys, alone in the middle of the wasteland, with nothing but grief for company. In an episode that's full of scenes that suddenly pull back to show the bigger picture, this is the most disturbing instance.

Meanwhile, Davos Seaworth is caught between two very different perspectives: that of Salladhor Saan, a saucy Lysene pirate with 30 ships, and his own son Matthos. They are both going to follow King Stannis, for very different reasons that are not entirely sound.

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?Salladhor Saan wants to help sack King's Landing because he hopes to seize a ton of gold in the process — and he thinks his name will be sung about afterwards. (Actually, Davos' arguments for Salladhor joining their cause are mutually contradictory. On the one hand, he says few pirates live long, but then he also says piracy is too easy and Salladhor needs a real challenge. Which is it: Is this a way to live longer, or to take a bigger risk?) And then Salladhor goes off on a weird tirade about wanting the chance to seduce Queen Cersei, and the only god being between a woman's legs. (And actually, this was the one scene in the episode that needed an edit, because that stuff seemed pointless and bizarre.)

Meanwhile, Matthos is a true believer in the fire religion that Stannis has reluctantly signed on to, the worship of R'hllor. He's deeply offended by Salladhor's desire to make this all about him — because it's all about Stannis, the "Lord of Light." Meanwhile, Davos doesn't worship gold, like Salladhor, or R'hllor, like his son — he worships Stannis, who raised him up and gave his son an education and a future. Both Davos and Salladhor say that all over the world, people worship different gods, but prayer never works. Matthos points out that Davos always came home safely from his sea voyages. Davos responds that he wasn't praying, but Matthos says that he was the one praying for his father's safe return.

Oh, and then after Davos and his son visit King Stannis and Melisandre the fire priestess, she whispers creepily in Matthos' ear about the wonderful purity of death by fire. And then once alone with Stannis, she talks him into screwing her on top of his war map, so she can give him a son. Ah, that old time religion.

Jon Snow's girl trouble

I mentioned above that there are two scenes where someone gets sneaked up on in this episode — the second comes at the very end. Jon Snow is spying on the mysterious figure (creature?) who carries away the new-born son of Craster, the man who marries his daughters and sacrifices his sons. And then suddenly, Craster comes up behind Jon Snow and whacks him in the head, proving that sometimes going from being the watcher to the watched can be a painful experience.

Game of Thrones Week 2: Who Watches the Watchers?Snow has been trying to follow the orders of the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont (Jorah's father) last episode: to keep his mouth shut and turn a blind eye to the wrongness of Craster's household. But Samwell Tarly hasn't helped, what with befriending one of Craster's daughters, the pregnant Gilly. (The same girl who parroted the words about being safe with her lord Craster last week.) Jon Snow quite sensibly points out that he and Samwell can't do anything for Gilly — but then when he sees Craster going into the woods with a baby boy, he can't resist following and seeing what happens to the baby — which leads to the aforementioned wallop on the back of the head.

Game of Thrones is a show that features blinding reversals on a super regular basis — but last night's episode was just jam-packed with them. Rakharo goes from the steadfast savior to a head in a bag. Janos Slynt goes from a high lord to an exile, in an instant. Theon goes from the proud returning son to a preening disappointment. Ros learns to turn her frown upside-down. And so on. And many of these reversals have to do with a basic fact of life in the Seven Kingdoms: there are eyes everywhere, and you never know who's watching — and what they're going to make of you.

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