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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

The Cynical Girl: I Need a Job

The Cynical Girl: I Need a Job

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I Need a Job

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 06:45 AM PDT

The number one reason why people send me an email message? They need a job.

Dear Laurie, I’ve been out of work for a year. I need a job. I’ll do anything.

I get 10-20 emails like this, every week, and I do the best I can to offer comfort and constructive feedback.

But do you know what I would do if I needed a job and couldn’t pay my bills? I’d get off the computer and walk into a local staffing agency.

That’s it.

Kelly Services. Snelling. Aerotek. KForce. Adecco. Randstad. There are staffing companies for engineers. There are staffing companies for movers. There are temporary agencies that place people to work at mall kiosks. There are staffing firms that focus on customer service jobs.

I would spend a week hitting every single staffing agency in my area. I would be sober and showered. I would take typing tests. I would do math problems. I would sit for personality assessments. And I would meet with each branch manager, shake her hand and let her know that I am both reliable and dependable.

I would leave a positive impression. I wouldn’t talk about sustained unemployment or how I would do anything for a job. I would say YES to everything and smile.

No drama. No story. No attempt to find meaning through my work.

And when the staffing agency calls at 8:45 AM and asks if I can be at an artificial flower factory by 10:00 AM to work as a receptionist for the day at the rate of $7.75/hour, I would say yes.

That’s what I would do.

I know this because I’ve done it. This is how I worked my way through college during the summers. I worked in mail rooms, as a receptionist and as a phone operator. I had all kinds of crazy temporary assignments. And yes I worked in a fake flower factory in St. Louis.

I did that for a week and it paid my rent for the month.

If I can do it, you can do it.

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ScienceDaily: Top Technology News

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See, feel, hear and control your environment, virtually

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 11:30 PM PDT

Scientists have transformed vast amounts of data into applications and systems that are able to analyze crowd behavior, allow remote energy management or even tell where some of the windiest spots in the city center are.

Scientists create 'rubber-band electronics'

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 06:02 PM PDT

Scientists have developed a new way to make highly stretchable electronics. The technology could pave the way for bendable laptops and medical devices that can be integrated into the human body.

Sounding rocket mission to observe magnetic fields on the sun

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 06:02 PM PDT

On July 5, NASA will launch a mission called the Solar Ultraviolet Magnetograph Investigation or SUMI, to study the intricate, constantly changing magnetic fields on the sun in a hard-to-observe area of the sun's low atmosphere called the chromosphere.

'Next-generation digital Earth' charted

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 06:02 PM PDT

The world has gotten smaller and more accessible since applications like Google Earth became mainstream, says an expert. However, there is still a long way to go, and there are important steps to take to get there.

Tapping into genetic reservoir of heat-loving bacteria

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 04:25 PM PDT

The identification of key proteins in a group of heat-loving bacteria could help light a fire under next-generation biofuel production.

Higher energies for laser-accelerated particles possible

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 02:28 PM PDT

Physicists have demonstrated for the first time that laser-accelerated protons follow the direction of the laser light. By incorporating this new data into a conventional model describing the laser particle acceleration, high proton energies which have not been realized so far might become achievable. This is important for developing laser particle acceleration for cancer therapy.

Tevatron scientists announce their final results on the Higgs particle

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 11:17 AM PDT

After more than 10 years of gathering and analyzing data produced by the U.S. Department of Energy's Tevatron collider, scientists from the CDF and DZero collaborations have found their strongest indication to date for the long-sought Higgs particle. Squeezing the last bit of information out of 500 trillion collisions produced by the Tevatron for each experiment since March 2001, the final analysis of the data does not settle the question of whether the Higgs particle exists, but gets closer to an answer.

New light shed on explosive solar activity

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 10:47 AM PDT

The first images of an upward surge of the sun's gases into quiescent coronal loops have been identified by an international team of scientists. The discovery is one more step towards understanding the origins of extreme space storms, which can destroy satellite communications and damage power grids on Earth.

'Trophy molecule' breakthrough may result in cleaner, cooler nuclear energy

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 10:35 AM PDT

Experts have created a stable version of a 'trophy molecule' that has eluded scientists for decades. They have prepared a terminal uranium nitride compound which is stable at room temperature and can be stored in jars in crystallized or powder form. The breakthrough could have future implications for the nuclear energy industry — uranium nitride materials may potentially offer a viable alternative to the current mixed oxide nuclear fuels used in reactors since nitrides exhibit superior high densities, melting points, and thermal conductivities and the process the scientists used to make the compound could offer a cleaner, low temperature route than methods currently used.

Inspired by nature: Paints and coatings containing bactericidal agent nanoparticles combat marine fouling

Posted: 02 Jul 2012 10:35 AM PDT

Scientists have discovered that tiny vanadium pentoxide nanoparticles can inhibit the growth of barnacles, bacteria, and algae on surfaces in contact with water, such as ship hulls, sea buoys, or offshore platforms. Their experiments showed that steel plates to which a coating containing dispersed vanadium pentoxide particles had been applied could be exposed to seawater for weeks without the formation of deposits of barnacles, bacteria, and algae.

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